Things that it can open?

Neon|work: Does it open ancient crypts sealed with dark black magic?
Neon|work: Does it open Nun’s legs?
Neon|work: Does it open that really stubborn jar of strawberry jam that’s been in the fridge for ages, but you can’t remember quite how long and you just fancy some, but you can’t get the lid off to sniff it just to be sure that if you eat some it’s not going to kill you, yet the toast has already popped and now you’re thinking about binning it anyway and having peanut butter instead, but you do really fancy jam..